the other l word
i enjoy the black keys (although mostly patrick)
and a lot of other things
*boy doesn’t respond to my text* god damn it boys are so fckin unreliable im swearing them off for good this time #nofuckboys2014
*boy responds 5...
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
after seeing quite a titty
how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is...
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit